A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

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A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

Post  Scary on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:28 pm

Sponge posted one of the most damning Scientology documents ever on another thread. This piece of Scientology e-mail deserves a thread of its own because it is proof of the catastrophic collapse taking place in the Church. This Sea Org recruitment piece is a glaring contradiction, for it shows a Scientologist who is not at cause over MEST in any way whatsoever, and control over MEST by the Thetan is the entire premise of Scientology. The game is over Dave, turn out the lights and close Gold Base!

This damning recruitment piece essentially invites those remaining Scientologists who have failed in the world -- and many have due to the incredible debts they incurred to purchase LRH's Mirage-Bridge -- to hang it all up and join Sea Org for .46 cents per hour and "three hots and a cot." We have won. Scientology has failed and this is more proof.

The Cult has apparently ran out of pre-teens and teenagers to feed into the maw of Sea Org. David Miscavige is now so desperate that he will take downstat, middle-aged Scientologists with failed cases who are willing to don a fake Navy uniform and insanely battle BT's and Psychs with COB.

READ THIS DAMN THING! SCIENTOLOGY HAS FINALLY, AND PUBLICLY, ADMITTED THAT SCIENTOLOGISTS HAVE "ALL THOSE FINANCIAL PROBLEMS." THIS IS A STAGGERING ADMISSION BECAUSE THIS SEA ORG RECRUITMENT PIECE WENT OUT UNDER DM'S ISSUE AUTHORITY!!! HAS DAVID MISCAVIGE BEEN PURPOSELY BREAKING SCIENTOLOGISTS FINANCIALLY IN ORDER TO DRIVE THEM INTO THE SEA ORG WHERE THEY CAN AT LEAST HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP, MEALS, AND SOME HOPE TO KEEP AUDITING?"

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Re: A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

Post  Scary on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:31 pm

See Mikey put an end to all the financial worries, JOIN UP.

But make sure you know the rules before you do.

Like, no sex, ever. (not even buttsechs).

And naturally, that white Beemer will have to go. You'll get something for it, providing you don't already owe it all and are not upside down on that loan...

With today's current financial climate Mikey I don't see any other choice for you if you want to make it to OTVI...where naturally you'll learn more about how to make us protesters go away. You probably don't have much left of your original success, shame really, you didn't used to be fat, probably didn't used to chain smoke, and probably didn't have to use buttsech dating sites to get laid.

Golly Scientology has sure helped you. guy fawkes mask
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Post  Scary on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:42 pm

Oh dear this sure is sad, look how many Scientologist's are loosing their homes to foreclosure. I figured you'd live in a pretty nice place, what being a doctor and all, but damm son that shitty condo? You can do better than that...well, you could, if you weren't giving all your money to Scientology. If you got out now you could maybe hold onto that Beemer, save up for another boat and motorcycle, and just maybe find the woman of your dreams..(no wait, sorry on that, that one is reaching...unless you got some therapy and understood why you like it up the ass.)

http://www.scientologyinclearwater.com/foreclosurecity.html
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Re: A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

Post  Scary on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:47 pm

This one is more like it, but hey Mikey, look on the bright side, at least you're bound to loose some of that extra weight...

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Post  whyerhead on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:04 pm

Let's not forget about the spiffy uniforms you get, and the billion year servitude contract you sign with them.. Oh, and if you want a good laugh, cruise on over to Wikileaks and review the Sea Org's Flag orders. They're quite descriptive of the hell you'll go through.. Oh, and welcome to the Sea ARGH!
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Re: A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

Post  Scary on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:16 pm

Oh and you get to fap to Hilter

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?fmt=18&v=C9j5ZWfw6ms

(this is HYSTERICAL)

HEY MIKEY, I bet you've been after Karen's pants for years...why not tell her that you're quitting the CO$..rumor has it that when you do that, she VOLUNTARILY comes to your house in the middle of the night. lol!
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Re: A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

Post  alluneedizluv on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:30 pm

Scary wrote:This one is more like it, but hey Mikey, look on the bright side, at least you're bound to loose some of that extra weight...


This is a funny piece... cool you found the Scions in foreclosure..
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Re: A Special Thread for Mike Edward Teifke, D.C.

Post  Cudgel on Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:02 pm

whyerhead wrote:Let's not forget about the spiffy uniforms you get...

If memory (from my days in the OG on A.R.S.) serve me correctly, members of the See Org have their pay docked for the cost of the uniforms.

$cientology gives nothing away to anyone. Well, except maybe to Davey and Tommy and any other popular public figure they can snare in their web. At least as long as they are usable for publicity.

Tom Cruise, if you ever see this, you're my cousin (believe it or not). Even of no one else does, I promise to visit you in prison when the ball drops.

Remember: the first ones that talk get either immunity or a reduced sentence.

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